Flannel Cakes - Idiot Aliens
Chorus: From the Galaxy of Pringol With this very stupid jingle Here we come, in our splendid radiance From the Planet of Shuzinkin With our inferior thinking Here we come, we're the idiot aliens First time we invaded Earth We surrendered to a man Who was holding something strange And dangerous-looking in his hand It wasn't until much later We did finally understand It was just a banana Second time we invaded Earth We thought everything was fine The night was calm and quiet Causethe Sun just didn't shine But there was a funny thing, Of you humans not a sign We had landed on the dark side of the moon Third time we invaded Earth We thought "This gonna be great!" We gave computers orders To open up the spaceship gate But the operating systems Crashed down and we had to wait Stuck inside the spasceshift for the break-down service to rescue us (spoken) Bolgo, is the thermo-nuclear quantum-leap accumulator powered? Yes, sir! Hey, Brinco, is the electro-positron nuetralizer switched on? Yes, sir! And Clampo, how's the temperature of the astro- proto-spectrophtotometer particle accelerator? Uh... dunno, sir. What do you mean, you don't know? I... I fell asleep sir. Oh, shit! Fourth time we invaded Earth We thought "This will be the one!" We had our lasers loaded We were ready for some fun But the air was far too hot It was burning out our lungs We had landed on the Sun And so we all burned to death.
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